Merchandise

The CofEQ produces a modest range of entirely original multi-media material in the form of:

Music CDs                  Presentational Video CDs

and short run Literary Publications.

The detailed product list is as follows:

Item
 

Bargain Price
(limited period)

Video CDs
(in ".mpeg" format - requires a computer)

 
Brainfood Theatre Company "Thots" - deluxe double CD £8.00
The Very Reverend Deacon Martin  "On Tour" - deluxe CD £4.00
Brainfood Theatre Company "The Light Lectures" - deluxe CD £6.00

Audio CDs

 
The Very Reverend Deacon Martin  "Sings Country" - deluxe CD £6.00

 

 plus £2 post & packing*
   

Publications

 
CofEQ Prayer Book 1.3 £2.50
CofEQ Introductory Leaflet £1.00
"Political Will" - the abbreviated History of England £2.00
"Help Is Never On The Way" £3.00
 

plus £1 post & packing*

  * please note these are UK prices.  For overseas shipping prices, please enquire.

Live Acts & Ceremonies

 
Deacon Martin & the Watchmen (3 piece band) £499.00
Infant Welcome Ceremony £99.00
Marriage Ceremony £99.00
Funeral Ceremony £99.00
Individual Personal Counselling Sessions  
(wicked city women only)

£40.00 per hour

 

all plus expenses.

In the pipeline (coming soon):

publications
"Lessons for Living"
"The Frequency of Events"

"The Book of Particles"
"The Book of Rivers"
"Recipes for Living"
"The History of Human Civilisation"

Audio CDs
"
Deacon Martin's Favourite Skank Tracks"
"Deacon Martin's Magic Moments"

Video CDs
"Economics"
"The History of Human Civilisation"

 

 
 
   
To order, please email with your contact details.