of the CofEQ
to the Eternal Question
listed in current order of preference by the Ecumenical Council.
discover the properties of piezo-electric quartz in order to
harmony with the rest of the cosmos.
Proposed by: R Daltry
I do not
think we are here. We just like to pretend we are.
Proposed by: Nancy Winfield
find allies to assist us in switching between realities.
Proposed by: carlitos
Alive or dead
it matters not, our purpose as the ultimate pleasure domes for
micro-organisms is obvious.
Proposed by: C. Grove
.....to laugh a lot, and cause laughter among as many others as possible.
Proposed by: Bryan and Sue
beans and produce flatulence so that the clouds can move about.
Proposed by: Brother Branwell
exist now for a short time so as to not exist for an even longer time.
Proposed by: karola fz
collect the hairs that we wax from our legs to make a mat so that the
sleep on it.
Proposed by: mark
is. What maybe maybe
Proposed by: Howard Male
we're here because we're here because...
Proposed by: Ian Woolf
produce steam from our urine in order to send secret smoke codes to the
beings on the planet Vegas.
Proposed by: BB
ask stupid questions about what the purpose of life is.
Proposed by: Trevor Martin
eat whilst sitting upon a latrine.
Proposed by: Brecft
would like to propose your own theory as to the answer to the Eternal
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placement in the Top Ten. If not, it may be placed on this List.
Please remember, as well, that you are invited to vote on these and the current Top Ten now. Simply specify which of all answers listed is your preferred answer to the Eternal Question, and the CofEQ IT department will duly log and process your preference. This will have an influence on the listing when the Synod next meets to review the Order of Priority.